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Happy Spring Day!! New!

Happy Spring Day!! Wishing you a Sunny and Bright Spring day and Season

Tshwane International Show

Tshwane International Show Pride & Passion 27 August to 5 September

MK to promote local talent

MK to promote local talent The Top 10 MK Music Video Project (MVP) artists for 2010 have been selected. Aiming to invest in and uplift the South African music and production industry, MK recently commissioned 10 local music videos by putting a tender out to pitch. 196 pitches were ...

Auditions for Brenda Fassie show at State Theatre

Auditions for Brenda Fassie show at State Theatre The producers of the first-ever musical on Brenda Fassie's life are having an open audition on 2 August to find the perfect understudy for 'Brenda' before the show moves to the Pretoria State Theatre for a full run from 3 to 26 September. Already ‘Ma-Brr ...

Can't remember computer password

Can't remember computer password A cartoon about the common conundrum of forgetting one's computer password!

'n Boer maak 'n plan

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'n Boer maak 'n plan Hello, is this the South African Police?" "Eish-Yes. What you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga inside his firewood." "Eeeh-Yes...Thank you for your co-operasheen and informasheen in combating crime a ...

Hot new entertainment venue

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Hot new entertainment venue The Barnyard Theatre group is proud to announce that the new East Rand Barnyard Theatre is officially open! The theatre boasts an all new slick and sophisticated interior design. The architectural structure was designed to impress! This exciting ne ...

World Cup opening game screened in London

World Cup opening game screened in London A photo taken in Trafalgar Square in London, where Boris Johnson, The Mayor of London, together with South Africa House, hosted a free screening of the first game of the 2010 Soccer World Cup.

Blow your vuvuzela - its time for kick off!

Blow your vuvuzela - its time for kick off! Excitement is rife as the 2010 World Cup opening ceremony takes place and the first game is about to begin! If you're not down the road at Soccer City, we encourage you to ciick here to blow your vuvuzela! From all of us at SA PROMO Magazine, positively ...

Masters of Rock 2010 in Joburg in May

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Masters of Rock 2010 in Joburg in May Some things just never get old – 70’s rock is one of them. The Masters of Rock Tour 2010, consisting of Deep Purple, Uriah Deep and Wishbone Ash, will have its South African leg from the 28 May to 1 June, with a show in the Coca Cola Dome in Joburg on 28 ...

KKNK Festival 2010 - Oudtshoorn

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KKNK Festival 2010 - Oudtshoorn This year’s KKNK festival, held 1-8 April, has been described by many as the best festival in years. On the fifth day of the festival theatres were still packed. The little town of Oudtshoorn is jam-packed once a year with people from all over South Afri ...

WIN a day of golf and a night's stay at Rocky Creek Gol...

WIN a day of golf and a night's stay at Rocky Creek Golf Estate WIN A DAY OF GOLF AND A NIGHT’S STAY AT Rocky Creek Golf Estate for you and your partner by answering this question. When is the next golf day being held at Rocky Creek?  Email editor1@sapromo.co.za with your contact details and the answer.  For more i ...

Elton John under African skies

Elton John under African skies Sir Elton John returns to South Africa with his solo tour Under the African Skies.  John has sold over 250 million records worldwide with hits like Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Your Song, Rocket Man,  and Don’t Let the Sun Go down on Me. Now it is your opp ...

Invictus or not invictus?

Invictus or not invictus? Invictus or not invictus, to win an Oscar or not to win an Oscar...? That is the question everybody wants to know. And tonight, at the Academy Awards in Los Angeles, it shall be revealed. Clint Eastwood's big story of the 1995 Rugby World Cup will be in ...

Gatiep en Maraai Grappe Skei en Huistoe

Gatiep en Maraai Grappe Skei en Huistoe Gatiepe loop in die straat af met 'n klomp sinke op sy kop. Gammat vra " Hey, wat het djy daar?"Gatiep sê "Nei, ek en Maraai is geskei en ek het die huis gekry!!!"  Maraai se Madam sê"Maraai, jy moet nou klaarkry, dit raak laat en jy moet nog deur die bos ...

GRAPPE Afrikaanse Mengelslaai

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GRAPPE Afrikaanse Mengelslaai Meel: Wat is manlik en vroulik van meel?Mieliemeel en koekmeel.Wat gebeur as hulle viagra inkry?Dan word hulle stuifmeel en bruismeel." Kondome: Man: "Ek het my Olimpiese kondome vandag gekry! Vanaand dra ek 'n goue!"Vrou: "Hoekom dra jy nie die si ...

David Kau pranked by Whackhead Simpson

David Kau pranked by Whackhead Simpson Whackhead Darren Simpson pranks comedian David Kau ahead of his performance at Sun City

Lucky Impala with special friends

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Lucky Impala with special friends This lucky impala made friends with Leopards. See all the below images (click on them to view large version).

Wie se BOETE BESSIES het nie 'n hart nie?

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Wie se BOETE BESSIES het nie 'n hart nie? Hierdie lykswa is in Londen gesien agter op 'n tou-wa... so die boete bessies het hom kom wegsleep en jy kan sien die draers kom nounet uit. Ons hoop maar die boom mic links gee weg dat dit dalk deel is van 'n nuwe fliek maar mens weet nooit nie ;-)

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Nuwe Speed Camera ZERO TOLERANCE

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Nuwe Speed Camera ZERO TOLERANCE The new cameras look a bit different than normal speed surveillance cameras. It is not exactly working with the ARIVE ALIVE campaign but please do slow down when you see one.   PS: it's just a joke..relax

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